However, the cute cuban energetic big bird was rough & ready to make a fine electric guitar in the dark with his flashlights.

He got in his Porsche boxster and drove to the used car lot fleeing the scene to an entertaining 80s power ballad.

Be careful of the loan sharks at the used car lot in South Africa. Vincent Van Gogh even misunderstood them while driving away in his own Porsche boxster.

But Van Gogh didn't want to dwell on those unloveable loan sharks. It was much more useful to think about those soft, brave people who perished when Mount Vesuvius exploded. Did you know that explosion could be felt on Jupiter?

No, you're bullshitting. I'll put on these rubber gloves, smear them in toothpaste and insert it in your cowardly, smelly poop-hole. Then I'll employ a bunch of fake-laughers and make a sitcom. You'll probably like it you sick fuck.

Great another legendary effort with the intelligence of roadkill.

The tired man had had enough, this was a stupid idea - fancy throwing baked potatoes at killer whales. The Bush administration had better think of an alternative plan for preventing global warming.

Innocent killer whales don't deserve to have baked potatoes thrown at them, and the effect that potato throwing has on reducing global warming is minimal at best--besides, the helicopters used to carry the potato throwers negate any good done. CO2 is generated fast and furious by these whirlybirds. The White House will have to come up with something more clever.

And then they were all eaten by dinosaurs. New Shoes!